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You Failed Every Segment, And Misspelled `bus' On Your Application.
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You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
-- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show"
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Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time, I'm hung over!
-- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto Show...
Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!...
Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
Well, that tears it. Until you get a [drivers] license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!
-- Principal Skinner to Otto, "Otto Show...
Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster. Ralph: You're deceptive.
Otto: I don't see anything. Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving the bus?...
Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus] Otto
Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba...
Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
Fellas, I'm going to hit you with a phrase that has dogged you throughout your career.
Washed-up." -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...