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• Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
  Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr....
• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
• Lenny: Homer, last year, we were 2 and 28. Homer: Look, I know it wasn't our best season.
  .. Lenny: Actually, it was. -- Room for improvement, "Homer at the Ba...
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
  Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger....
• Lenny: Hey, did you hear something? Carl: No. Lenny
  Hmm. Did I? Carl: [exhasperated] I don't know. -- Teamwork at work, "Mountain of Madne...
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....