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• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
  [weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
• Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
  Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...
• Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
  Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...