Abe: I'm a member!
Homer: Huh?
Abe: What?
Homer: What?
Abe: Huh?
Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?
Abe: Oh, sure. Let's see...[pulls out wallet, starts going through
it] I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the
Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The
Stonecutters.
Homer: This is it! My ticket in: they have to let me in if I'm the son
of a member. I'll take this communist one too. [walks out]
-- McCarthy, no Springfieldian he, "Homer the Great"
