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Abe: Let Me Through! Let Me Through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, They Pelted You Too?
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Abe: Let me through! Let me through.
Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy.
-- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante"
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Abe: Huh? Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?...
Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy....
Barney: I'm with you, Homer! McAllister: I be with ya too, matey.
Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe: You're the man, Homer....
Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
Marge: Grampa, I found your cigar box dug up in the back yard but the gun wasn't there.
Have you seen it? Abe: You accuse me of everything around here?...
Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa. Abe
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important thing is you're safe....
Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!...