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• Homer: Ooh, punch! Lisa: [sniffs it] Ew! Dad, this is blood!
  Homer: Correction -- _free_ blood....
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Burns: This house has quite a long and colorful history.
  It was build on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials....
• Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
  Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood?...
• Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat.
  This black cape was found on the scene....
• Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
  Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...
• Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
  You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
• Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
  Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....
• I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions of dollars who needs our help.
  And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to take the moral high ground when none of his coworkers wants to donate blood to save Mr....