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• Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
  -- From Romeo to Homer, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• Brockman: In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal to buy the Springfield Blood Bank.
  Burns: [blood on his cheek] Ooh, I'm very excited about this deal....
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
  Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Homer: Ooh, punch! Lisa: [sniffs it] Ew! Dad, this is blood!
  Homer: Correction -- _free_ blood....
• Homer: Cloning is a troubling issue. I like the ones with blood. Episode: don't remember, do you?
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...