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Abe: Sounds Like The Doomsday Whistle! Ain't Been Blown For Nigh Onto Three Years.
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Abe: Sounds like the doomsday whistle! Ain't been blown for nigh
onto three years.
Jasper: Tsk, tsk, tsk...trouble abrewing.
-- The air raid siren blows, "Bart's Comet"
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Self-incrimination... tsk, tsk... should've taken the 5th.
Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...
Haven't seen you for nigh onto three years. Where you been, Eddie?
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Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's hand] Ke...
Valeris: "Captain, may I remind you that regulations specify thrusters only while in Spacedock?
Uhura: ["Tsk, tsk."] Spock: [Clears throat] McCoy...
Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your penis?
"Uh, not right now." "Tsk. A girl has to have some standards." -- "Real Geniu...
Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking about is meeting Matlock.
Now you've met him, swiped his pills -- [reads label] "Take one every hour to prevent spastic heart convulsions" -- [An ambulance drives by with its siren blaring...