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• Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
  Krusty: No can do. [lights a cigarette with an original Superman comic] Bill...
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding] Vittorio: Grazie, grazie.
  You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype....
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.
  } Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Home...
• Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
  .. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
• Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each.
  But get a cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room!...