Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!}
Homer: {[squirming] I _am_ holding still. I _am_ squirming.}
Bart: {Dad, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's
sacrilege. He's a one-and-only. I mean, he invented the pie-
fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know.}
Lisa: {Yeah, Dad, it was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off
as Tom Bosley, but Krusty?}
Homer: {You weren't complaining when I got you this close to Chachi.}
Bart: {[pauses] [looks at Lisa] What's a Chachi?}
-- It's like a hibachi, only funnier, "Homer the Clown"
