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• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
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• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
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• Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
  [Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia...
• Oh what a fate worse than death it is to be strapped to the back of a Wookiee! -- C-3PO
• Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
  [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you....
• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....
• A fate worse than death: to be married alive.