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• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
  Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?...
• All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart on the Road...
• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
  [opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
• Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
  .. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...