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Marge: Are You All Right? Bart: Better Than All Right.
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Marge: Are you all right?
Bart: Better than all right. I got stitches! [lifts the bandage]
Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww.
-- in the hospital, "Bart the Daredevil"
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