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• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
• Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
  Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...