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• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
  Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
  Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
• Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma
  Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
  Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....