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• Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
  Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Marge: Kids, I have some bad news. I'm afraid your great-aunt Gladys has.
  .. passed on. Bart: Gladys, Gladys... big puffy hair, about yea high, big dent in forehead?...
• Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
  Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending....
• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
• Selma: Aunt Gladys was right. There's something missing in our lives.
  Patty: Don't worry. We'll get that barking dog record tomorrow. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
  And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....