Woman: Now We'll See What The Future Holds. [turns Over A Card From What Looks Like A Tarot Deck] Lisa

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Woman: Now we'll see what the future holds.
[turns over a card from what looks like a Tarot deck]
Lisa: [gulps] The "Death" card?
Woman: No, that's good: it means transition, change.
Lisa: [relieved] Oh.
[the woman turns over another card]
Lisa: Oh, that's cute.
Woman: [gasps] "The Happy Squirel"!
Lisa: [timid] That's bad?
Woman: Possibly. The cards are vague and mysterious.
-- The science of tarot card reading, "Lisa's Wedding"

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