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Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa Turns Into A Snail] Lisa
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Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail]
Lisa: What's wrong?
Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become.
Lisa: Ahh. [blushes]
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
Lisa: [staring at SB1's grave-marker] It's not working.
[sighs] [notices zombies] Bart! You cast the wrong spell -- ZOMBIES!...
Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.
I should have never read that book. Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the spell?...
Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...