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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I 'll make assurance double sure, And take a bond of fate.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
  } Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy....
• Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding. Home
  Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer....
• When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Plistarchu...
• Deprogrammer walks out of the room] Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your son back.
  [Hans Moleman walks out] Ha...
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...