Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at
early morn? [sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so
rank.
[sniffs under his arm] Ah, washbasin fresh. That funk must be
coming from one of the classrooms.
[enters a classroom; groans, covers nose with hankerchief]
[sees gerbil in cage] Aw, poor fellow: crushed by his own
waterbottle.
-- Skinner discovers the death of Superdude,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
