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Burns: Ah, Soon That Mighty Apparatus Will Burst Forth With Its Precious Fluid.
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Burns: Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its
precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?
Smithers: [not impressed] Ehh.
-- Burns watches his oil well,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
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[camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you....
Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
Smithers: Mmm...this guilt is driving me _mad_! I've _got_ to tell someone.
[walks into a church; goes to the confession booth] Father, I'm not a Catholic, but....
Burns: Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance.
I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena....
Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first....