Smithers: Mmm...this guilt is driving me _mad_! I've _got_ to tell
someone.
[walks into a church; goes to the confession booth]
Father, I'm not a Catholic, but...well, I _tried_ to march in
the St. Patrick's Day parade. But anyway, I've got a...rather
large sin to confess. [sniffles] I'm the one who...shot Mr.
Burns!
Wiggum: [pokes head out, cocks gun] That's all I needed to hear! Boy,
this thing works great.
-- The wonder of confession,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
