Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes]
Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him]
I didn't do it...I didn't do it! I wished him well.
[his head lands in Bart's arms] Aah!
Man: Stupid dummy wasn't supposed to explode yet!
Bart: [sighs] There's the _real_ Milhouse.
[Milhouse rides a bike across a road]
[a truck plows into him; its door opens and an X-ray machine
falls out, pointing right at his head]
Bart: [gasps] Milhouse! [runs up] Hey, you're not Milhouse.
[it's the Estonian midget from 1F16]
Midget: No, I'm just Milhouse when he gets hurt. [groans]
-- Stunt doubles, "Radioactive Man"
