Director: OK, let's get the _real_ Milhouse over here, under the X-ray
truck.
Milhouse: [abashed] Hi, Bart.
Bart: Hey. Cool, Milhouse! You get to be crushed by a truck.
Milhouse: It sounds like more fun that it really is. Hey! I think I'm
lying on a broken bottle.
Director: Beautiful! Use it.
-- Unaccounted-for props, "Radioactive Man"
Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...