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• Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
  I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....
• You always pass failure on your way to success. -- Mickey Rooney
• Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
  I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
• Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
  -- Mickey Rooney...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
  Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
• Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are.
  .. different. They weren't thinking about the money....
• We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.
  The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....