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• Marge: Hello? Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news.
  Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh, my God!...
• Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
  My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over....
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
  [the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say?...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
  Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...