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• Marge: Hello? Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news.
  Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh, my God!...
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• Wiggum: Don't worry, folks, we'll find your wallet.
  Marge: Dogs! Chief, you're getting powdered sugar all over my floor....
• Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he'd done it at the start of the fiscal year, no problemo.
  -- Chief Wiggum tells Marge it's all in the timing, "Radio Ba...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
  Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
• Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
  I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right....
• Marge: [listening to `You Light Up My Life' on the radio] Our song.
  Homer: I bet the guy she was singing that about was real happy....