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Skinner: Otto, Why Don't You Get Some More Gas? Here's The "credit Card".
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Skinner: Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the "credit
card".
[hands him a length of siphoning pipe]
Otto: [groaning] Oh...
Skinner: And a mint for afterwards.
-- Stupid afterwards mint!, "The PTA Disbands"
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