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• Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting money back into the school.
  You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies, the food -- [takes a bite] -- I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Milhouse: This bus has seen better days. Bart: Well, at least it's safer than the old bus.
  [shot of old bus, propped up on blocks] [a leaf from a tree falls on i...
• Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
  Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice] Be ready with the ribbon....
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Skinner: Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the "credit card".
  [hands him a length of siphoning pipe] Otto...
• Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
  I've got to get the real teachers back....
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...