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Bart: I Will _never_ Get Tired Of This! Lisa: I'm Going To Have My Wedding Here!
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Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this!
Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
-- The children play on the trampoline,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
-- Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family, "Bart's Inner Child...
Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
} Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...
Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...
Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going to my sisters' now....
Bart: Otto, are you OK? Otto: Yeah. Just pop my shoulder back in.
[Bart does so] Thanks, little buddy!...
Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God. Rod: Catch me, Lord, catch me!
[They collide and fall onto the ground] What have we done to make God angry?...