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• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
  Leopold? Leopold: [bursting in] All right, you listen up, you little _freaks_....
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
  Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
  Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...