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• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Skinner: My lord, such destruction. [sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof] Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
  Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?...
• Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
  Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first....
• Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
  Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo- tive....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Marge: [hopeful] The police already have a suspec
  it's Mr. Smithers. [everyone talks animatedly about how plausible that is] Abe...