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• Homer says, on the smuggling of jeans into Springfield
  Think about the real victims: Calvin Kline, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Antoine Bugleboy -- people who saw an overcrowded market and said, 'Me, too!...
• Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
  [gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!...
• Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you.
  You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you....
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
  Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
  Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh, I'd go on-line with them any day!...
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...