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• Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
  [gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!...
• Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men. Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good idea.
  Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!...
• Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you.
  You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you....
• Jericho: You're late, Herman. Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality, Mr.
  Jericho? Jericho: [checking the contents of the briefcase] Looks like good stuff, but of course, I'll have to sample it first....
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
• Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio...
• Marge: And that's the drunk tank -- Barney: [groaning] Oh -- Marge
  and this is Mommy's desk. Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite?...
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• Mmm...incapacitating. -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio