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• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Whatcha doing, Marge? Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival.
  Mayor Quimby, Krusty, Jay [giggles]... Home...
• Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
  Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
  Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...
• Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall, I'll give you a call.
  Jay: And if you ever want to visit _my_ show -- Ba...
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....
• Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you get in a lot of trouble.
  Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops everywhere!...