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Homer: Marge, I'd Like To Be Alone With The Sandwich For A Moment.
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Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.
-- Honesty is the best policy, "Selma's Choice"
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