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• Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
  Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
  YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
  Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...
• Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens? Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
  [takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...