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• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
• Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
  Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
• Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
  It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
• Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.
  Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket....
• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
• Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
  Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....