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Lisa: $250? But I Need That Album To Honor The Memory Of Bleeding Gums Murphy.
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Lisa: $250? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums
Murphy.
Owner: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so?
[changes price to $500]
Lisa: [groaning] Ohh...
-- Market value, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
[clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to him, huh?...
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed
o without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra...
Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
Murphy: My friends call me `Bleeding Gums'. Lisa: Ewwww, how'd you get a name like that?
Murphy: Well let me put it this way... You ever been to the dentist?...