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• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
• Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?
  } Bart: {You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily....
• Here you go: your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of "pussy willow"!
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Bart: [hears singing] Jessica! Lisa: Bart, be strong!
  You don't need that little hellcat. Bart: Oh, Li...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...