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• Here you go: your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of "pussy willow"!
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
  .. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
• Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
  A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you....
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
  [drinks some squishy] -- Barney to Milhouse and Bart, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....