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• Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
  Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
  We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
• Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much. Marge: Enjoy it now, because when you're a grownup you'll have to take care of yourself!
  Homer: [whining] Marge, there's a spider near my car keys....
• Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
  [he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?...
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...