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• Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
  Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
  We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
• Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"] Todd
  [gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
  Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
• Ned: Well...? Todd: I know! Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
  Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up....
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...