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• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it? Milhouse
  [motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape....
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
  [hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
• Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
  So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
  Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know, heh....
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...