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• Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
  Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
  .. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come over and give the new pool table a whirl.
  Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be the Nacho Man....