Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into
taking me back!
Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you. There's a reason
two people come together and stay together: there's something
they give each other that nobody else can give them. If you want
to get Mom back, you just have to remember what you give her that
nobody else can.
Homer: [pause] I'll bet you $40 if you think of it for me.
Lisa: No!
Homer: OK, thirty.
Lisa: Good luck, Dad. [leaves]
Homer: All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what
it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Brain: {Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding}
--
Homer: {OK. But then we gotta get to work.
[pigs out]}
-- A literal one-track mind,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
