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• Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
  Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
• Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun! [Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it] Home
  This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!...
• Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
  Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved....
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
  [All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one another] Home...
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
• Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
  .. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....