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• Ned: Now, what happened to that gosh-darn map I brought?
  [said map is on Homer's head as a sailor's hat....
• Krusty: Oh, I'm taking a bath on this. Man: We tried to tell you, these are _unmanned_ oil rigs.
  Krusty: Aw, close the damn thing down. No one's ever going to come....
• Homer: Oh, what does it matter, we're doomed! [a seagull flies into view] Flande
  Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land....
• Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
  Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• The foul stench of death is upon us! [sniffs] Mmm, hamburgers.
  -- Homer's famous nearly-last words, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
  -- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...