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Bart: Hey, Lawn Boy! You Missed A Spot! [motions To Sandbox] Willy
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Bart: Hey, Lawn Boy! You missed a spot! [motions to sandbox]
Willy: When I'm done with you, they'll have to do a compost-mortem!
-- Witty retorts, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
Bart: Help, Lisa! Help! Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble!
Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!...
a chainsaw noise is heard] Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one....
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
Its name: medium-term convertible debentures....
Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
[Maggie axes him] Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe....
Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
[a bus pulls up; Willy gets off] Willy: Boo!...