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• Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
  I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
• Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd! Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
  Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude...
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
• Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours!
  Then I was slain by an elf. Bart: Listen to yourself, ma...
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
  jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
  ..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
• Prof: This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber here, then propels it -- Home
  Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works....